Some kids prank called us last night.
I hung up.
When the phone rang again I ran to the kitchen, and DH called out to me to leave it.
I picked up the phone, and this time the kid was putting on a gruff voice, trying to disguise his tone. I listened for a second or two and then called out to DH: "It's some 5yr old playing with the phone!"
Immediately the gruff voice stops, and an indignant kiddie voice says "Hey, are you calling me a 5 yr old!"
I laughed, hung up, and never heard from them again.