Monday, July 19, 2010

Reality show exit lines

Best exit comments from a reality show ever:

"My king-sized bed! I'm gonna romp around in there. I've missed it so much, I think I'll just hang out there for days."

Those were (roughly) the final words from Australian Masterchef contestant Alvin who left us tonight.

Most contestants tell us how grateful they are for the opportunity, how happy they'll be to see their family or friends, how much they've learnt and what they'll be taking away with them. Blah, blah, blah.

This is the truth that we want to hear! Who doesn't long for the comforts of home when in a strange situation? Sharing a dorm-room with a stranger, tv cameras shoved in your face 24/7. Of course you miss your bed. Good for you Alvin!